Starring: Harrison Ford, Sean Connery – Directed By: Steven Spielberg
Running Time: 2hr 11 min – Genre: Action Adventure
Since this is going to be my official last post, I decided to end it with this movie as it is the “Last Crusade” that Kimmay! and I shall be a part of. That being said I wish Big JD a long and prosperous ride with his blogs and hope that it continues to blossom for him.
This is my favorite of the Trilogy (yes Trilogy I don’t count that other movie that claims to be part of Indy’s world) You get to see the connection between Indy’s past and how and why he does what he does, and his relationship with his father and his father’s passion for finding the Holy Grail.
What I felt went right with the story was giving it some background, going back and showing us how Indy became Indy, and how he progressed so far. What I didn’t like about the story is that it does kind of beat a dead horse when Indy is always getting involved with Nazi’s and end of the world situations cause because the Nazi’s are wanting to find a supernatural way of ending the world.
Sean Connery playing Henry Jones Sr. make worth watching this movie to me, he plays a role that is passive yet firm especially with Indy.
It was good to see Julian Glover added as the bad guy as he tends to play those kind of roles as he was in Empire Strikes back as General Veers he plays the greedy entrepreneur that wants to use the cup for personal gain as well as to sell to the Nazi’s.
There are quite a bit of holes in the movie and areas were not completely thought through like, for example…if you heard a loud CLANG in your library and it happened every time you stamped the book, yeah that’s funny to us but wouldn’t you think as a librarian you would go check that out?
Overall this to me is the best Indiana Jones movie and it is a must watch for all Indiana Jones fans.
P.S I am very glad that we finally got to finish a trilogy while being part of the Movie Review Crew. I’ve had fun and hope that you all continue to read as BIG JD kicks it old school and still pumps out the reviews for you guys. I’ve had a blast and hope you all enjoyed the movies we’ve review and will continue to review.
Now this is my favorite Indy movie. I remember the first time I watched it with my cousins they tried to force me to watch the part were thy guy turns to dust but I was a wimp and refused…I knew nothing good was gonna come from drinking out of the wrong goblet. They made fun of me the rest of the time I was in Oklahoma but the funny parts totally out weighed the one.
I didn’t realize how much of this movie I had forgotten until I watched it last night. I was giggling through most of, especially when Dr. Henry Jones entered the scene. The relationship between father and son was hilarious. I loved it whenever Indy removed a few of the bad guys and would look to his dad for a “way to be son” look and would get a “are you serious” look instead. But the touching moments were when at one time or another they thought the other was dead or dying.
When it came to the script, I liked the idea of finding the Holy Grail. I also thought it was fun that the writers mentions the Arc of the Covenant. But the script was witty and kept you engaged in the film.
If you haven’t watched the Indy series I totally recommend it. Might skip the last one though. Wasn’t what it could have been for an Indiana Jones film, but it did have a few shining moments.
So I give this movie…
Warning: This review is full of spoilers.
I won’t lie… the first 40 seconds of this movie could totally be a Man-Thing sequel. Ha! Lots of laughin’. Just a jk’n you and stuff. The beginning of this film spawned The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles Television series that ran for oh about a year. It starred Patrick Flanery as the young Indiana Jones (a far cry from River Phoenix) but, without Patrick we wouldn’t have had the Boondock Saints Duo. I will proceed now.
River Phoenix plays a wonderful Indiana Jones. Facial expressions, body mannerisms, voice inflections the whole yard. We lost someone special when we lost River Phoenix. Well, it looks as if Leonardo DiCaprio filled in just fine right? He just stepped right in there didn’t he. Anyway this beginning we get to see what inspires him the rest of his life.
In this movie we get to go back to the original formula. Using the college as the Base of operations and his sanctuary. And a pleasant addition of Indy’s father. BTW When they found his fathers house in shambles how did Marcus know that it was “today’s” mail he was looking at? Something to think about. A lot of the same was used to make it an Indiana Jones movie such as the fake punch sounds, overacted action sequences, Nazi’s, A huge map that has a red line showing their travelling distance and the most important. An ancient artifact that has to be found. In this case it is the Holy Grail. BTW can you open your eyes in petroleum? Looks like that would burn. Even if it is mixed with water it would have to be concentrated enough to actually set a flame. The girl (Elsa) is pretty lackluster and forgettable in this movie. Another blonde, what are ya gonna do? You find out later why she doesn’t fit that role well. Greed kills. I loved Harrison Ford’s Irish or is that Scottish accent. Either one whatever, it was amusing. It is the first time we see Indy wearing a long tie with his classic brown shirt.
A complaint I have though is that halfway through this movie the bantering between father and son get old quick. The movie at times just seems to be regurgitated bits and pieces from the previous two films. Although getting Hitler’s autograph was pretty original. Maybe because it has a lack of leading lady. Maybe Sean Connery takes the place of the leading lady? One thing I’ve figured out is that Indiana fights best when he’s on the move. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a motorcycle or a tank he fights all over the place. Junior!
Just a little bit more “fantasy” then the other two movies but not too much. This still ranks as third for me in the trilogy. Mainly because I found most of this movie to be slightly boring. Boring for an Indiana Jones movie anyway. But it’s a must see for any fan.
I would like to end this review by saying that this will be the final review with our other 2 members of the Movie Crew. Ran-Dizzle and Kimmay! Are moving on to greener pastures. Mainly pastures that don’t make them write a movie review every week. It’s ok. It can be daunting at times but I’m here for YOU. I will remain here. The Movie Crew will be a crew of ONE. I will though take a few weeks off in February. And you will see posts again late Feb. or first week of March. I want these reviews to stay original in content so, things may change or things may stay somewhat similar. Thank you to all of our followers. You reading is what keeps me doing this.
Running Time: 1hr 55 min – Genre: Action/Adventure
Indiana Jones Archeologist / Professor of Archeology has been asked to find the Ark of the Covenent before the Nazi’s do, now it’s a race between Indy and Belloq who is helping the Nazi find the Arc.
This is one of my favorite films of all time so I picked it.
You can never go wrong with a classic, even when I was a little boy and I heard the theme to Indiana Jones I would stop what I was doing and go running in to watch it, Something about Raiders of the Lost Ark that is just so amazing I can watch it multiple times. I grew up wanting to be like Indy. That being said here is the review.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a classic for Speilberg and Lucas it introduces us to this brilliant, daring professor/archeologist that we all know and love. Indiana Jones, Harrison ford who while making the Indy films portrayed a scruffy looking nerf herder Han Solo, so we see him in his bold, sarcastic, brilliance as a rouge pirate basically in Star Wars…alot of Han is shown in Indy, but since it’s in a Galaxy far far away…. you can’t really compare the two, But Harrison Ford has created a staple for many to attempt and follow as the loveable, charismatic character Indiana Jones.
Karen Allen playing to me the ONLY love interest that Indy has ever had and that would be Marion a Spit-Fire brunette that can hold her own but is madly in love with Indy but keeps her guard up. I cannot see anyone else playing this character because she at the time this was created had a decent career and was very beautiful for the tom-boy next door look. If anything I could have seen her easily replace Margot Kidder as Lois Lane but that’s neither here nor there.
John Rhys- Davies also played very well as Indy’s friend that was a “Digger” for the archeologists in Cairo. He speaks english very well and honestly hearing him talk I can trace a hint of UK English in his voice which can sometimes be annoying but since some people in Cairo do go to Oxford for studying I am not really out ruling on that.
As for the plot, it’s original at its time but it felt like a chess game between Belloq and Indy, I got your prize, now I got you prize, no I got your prize, nope sorry I got your prize, HAHA neither of us get it. Kind of situation which keeps the movie rolling, but I mean the last time the Nazi’s take it from Indy…seriously enough is enough.
I did have a few quirks about the movie that annoyed me, When he’s a professor he has his glasses on, when he’s Indy he doesn’t need them… Does he think he’s Superman/Clark Kent… Daily Professor and then Treasure Hunting, Adventure seeking Archeologist by night?
The graphics were pretty cheesy but at the time they were top of the line, the stop animation of the face melt is a classic. Or when Alfred Molina gets skewered and see the fake face still jiggling with the spikes like a rubber mask it is.
Overall though for the special effects and wardrobe it all seemed to be ok for the time, looking back though as we are spoiled moving forward it’s kind of cheesy but I still love it. This is a classic you must see, you can’t miss this.
To start this review it has been many, many years since I watched this movie. It amazes me what the film industry used to consider PG in the 1980’s. If I had to rate this movie I would give it a rating of PG-13. It’s got faces melting off and heads blowing up but I guess it is a bit cheesy by today’s standards.
I must say that Harrison Ford was quite the stud muffin in his younger days and he aged rather well at that. I don’t think anybody else could have played Indiana Jones the way he did. He was quirky and when he gave his “sexy” look…the female heart just sighs. Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood was a good choice. She can drink most men under the table and isn’t above trying to save herself when Indy won’t. I have to say my favorite scene was when she climbed up Indy to get away from all of the snakes. It made me giggle because I would have done the same thing.
Now the theme song is known everywhere. I have to say it is one of the best written out there. It plays and the since of adventure fills the year. I have to say it is one of my favorites.
The script was original and super fun to watch. The dialog was easy to follow and fun to listen to.
After watching this one I’m gonna have to go back and watch the others. Maybe not the last one, but that’s a different review.
So I give this one…
Harrison Ford before he was a legend but you can tell that he was well on his way. The first installment of the Indiana Jones series still proves to be my second favorite of them all (4). What makes it come in runner up? I can tell ya!
First of all I would like to state that I was a Star Wars fan way before I was a suedo fan of Indiana Jones. As a kid I had always looked at Harrison Ford playing this boring teacher guy as something I wasn’t at all interested in. So, needless to say I had passed up Raiders of the Lost Arc the first time around. I saw bits and pieces but like I said I had no interest because Harrison was NOT Indiana he was Han. Period. Fast forward to 2014 and I’m watching Raiders not for the first time but, still it feels new in places. Karen Allen plays a formidable partner for Indy and helps drive along the story very well. Minus the fact that we never know much about their past. I guess that’s how Kasdan likes to write. He always puts that stuff in his movies (Star Wars) that reference the characters past to give them depth. Too bad he didn’t have a hand in the prequels. Ok, I know… off topic.
The flow of the movie seems to go pretty well, until the Nazi’s steal the arc after Indy had stole it back from them after they stole it from him initially which happens to be the 2nd time that we know of as an audience that Belloq steals something from Indy after he went to the trouble of getting it. Phew! It just becomes a bit “done” and honestly it gets old after awhile. Hey look kids he fighting Nazi’s for like an hour. Maybe not that long but at times it feels like it.
The movie starts off with an actor that we all know pretty well nowadays especially if you’ve seen Spider-Man 2. Alfred Molina had his big movie break here and what seems confusing to me is that he gets opening credits fanfare. I’m confused only because (spoiler) he doesn’t make it too far into the movie before he gets “stuck”.
Storywise the movie follows a pretty straightforward story. Find arc – bring it back. Don’t trust anyone because it’s going to be dangerous. Simple enough right? Well, one of the things that bothers me the most is that after Indiana Jones goes off on these dangerous artifact finds he runs into opposition that end up shooting guns, arrows and swinging swords at his face. After he makes it out alive he comes back to his teaching job and nobody ever thinks to follow him and continue their fight. It’s like he’s in a “safe” zone and I’m wondering to myself “now, why didn’t I ever notice that before?” If I were Belloq why wouldn’t I just follow Mr. Jones back to his teaching job and take him out while he is going through his lecture? Some might say “well, Belloq needs Indy to get the artifacts for him so that he can steal them from him.” To that I say, then why does Belloq try to kill Indiana every time they run into each other? Yeah, thought so. Magically delicious safe zone.
Classic soundtrack by Williams and you can feel a Star Wars influence in this movie. Directly after Empire so, it still feels thematic. Very good though. I liked it, but only second best to me. Stay tuned until next week and you might find out what comes in at number one.
Comic book Connection: Alfred Molina- Spider-Man 2
Nudity Bonus: n/a (there is a whip though…)
Running Time: 1hr 41min – Genre: Comedy, Drama, Holiday, Fantasy
Frank Cross President of a Broadcast Company has over time developed a very narrow path, as he creates a live Scrooge show on Christmas Eve he is visited by his old boss and 3 spirits living the true tale of Scrooge.
Well tis’ the season to enjoy Christmas movies, but as I found out from friends and family I was becoming a bit of a Scrooge myself, Hesitated about putting up my tree and lights, and when Christmas music played I would change the station. So even though I believe in the holiday just didn’t really feel like living the moment this year I got tired of being called a Scrooge. So since I hadn’t seen this version of the Charles Dicken’s Tale I thought it would be fun to watch.
Now for the Review
This being the first time I’ve ever seen this movie I thought it was done rather well as a modern day (well in the 80’s) tale of Scrooge and how people lose their way in the holidays and everyday life in order to get where they want on their path, only to be lost down the wrong path and lose focus of the things that are really important like love, family, and faith.
Seeing Bill Murray playing Frank Cross was probably the best role for him next to the Groundskeeper in Caddy Shack. I loved and was very much able to relate to Frank Cross’s character. Billy Murray’s incredible over the top but keeps it just enough where it’s not too over the top acting and funny man, he has the ability to mesh well with other characters, like Bobcat Goldthwait. The whole scene towards the end and just watching them struggle through the whole movie very similar situations was pretty interesting.
Karen Allen, the true love to Indiana Jones playing the love interest to Frank Cross in this film was amazing, I’d never seen her in anything else other the Indiana Jones and her acting skills (except for Crystal Skull to which we do not mention) have gotten better.
The writing was pretty true to the story of Scrooge, with a little flair from the 80’s little bits of modern day things… I love how they even had a bag phone in the film. I actually enjoyed the person doing the censoring getting hurt and also ironically cussing as she was inflicted into painful circumstances. (Made me chuckle a little)
Overall the movie was done well I would recommend this if you’ve never seen it (like me)
It is the season of giving and sharing. This is something many of us forget to do the rest of the year but manage the few weeks around Christmas. In Scrooged, Frank Cross, played by Bill Murray, is the type of man who doesn’t do it at all. Christmas to him is a sham and just another way to get the ratings for his T.V. station. But the one thing he forgot is Christmas is about miracles whether you want them of not.
In this adaptation of Charles Dicken’s A Christmas Carol, the story is brought to life in the means of Cross changing. He sees what he used to be and what he has become. Also how his actions effect other people.
The acting in this movie was done rather well. Murray portrayed a man who thinks he is going crazy fabulously. His facial expressions and antics were great. Alfre Woodward, his secretary Grace, did a great job of showing how the working class puts up with the quirks of the upper management.
The music was typical for a Christmas movie but still done well. But I have nothing really special to say about it.
The make-up team was rather creative with the various ghosts of the Christmas. I liked Christmas yet to be and his little gremlin type beings in his chest. Plus Christmas Present was a hoot with her rough love.
I don’t know if this is one I would watch with little kids but it is still an enjoyable family movie.
So I give this film a…
Bill Murray has had ups and downs in his career. He’s gone years without making movies at times. This movie just so happens jump started his career again for his most memorable movie run in his career. This movie is of course a current (late 80’s) rendition of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. We all have seen many of the versions. Heck we reviewed the Muppet version last year. Do I smell tradition? So, obviously the story isn’t something that’s going to pull you in because you already know what’s going to happen. No surprises are made and the movie still stands on its own. Maybe not recognized as one of the best versions of the Humbug Tale but to me, one of the most memorable.
It’s the cast that holds this boat together. It’s almost a who’s who in 80’s movies. Bill Murray – Duh, Karen Allen – Indiana Jones, John Glover –
Glover maybe wasn’t as big in the 80’s as he was later in life when he played Lex Luthor’s father in Smallville. I guess you can cite Gremlins 2?, Bobcat Goldwait – Police Academy series, Jamie Farr – MASH, Robert Goulet – singer and stuff, Buddy Hackett – They got Buddy Hackett!, Lee MF’in Majors – 6 million dollar man, ALL 3 OF BILL MURRAY’S BROTHERS – Joel, Brian, John Murray!!! That’s nice isn’t it? Mary Lou-Retton – Gymnist, and finally as a street musician Miles Davis – Best trumpet player next to Dizzy Gilespie. With a cast like that, you can’t lose.
You see Scrooged and you can say that it is a Christmas film. It is, kinda. Ok, I guess it explores the good will to all men aspect but other than that I guess it misses out. The dialogue can seem a bit forced at times like they are all timid to speak in waiting for Bill Murray to go off with his loud whining and carrying on fits. The Old Boss, The cabbie, and the fairy were nice touches to make this movie original enough to set it apart from others with the same story. Although, it’s not much of stretch of the imagination when I’m predicting what’s gonna happen.
With all that said I enjoy watching this movie every other Christmas or so. I love Bill Murray back when he was confident. The voiceless child in the end had that classic line and it was the only thing they got perfect in this movie. Why? Because they didn’t change anything and it will surprise you that he speaks and it makes you genuinely happy for him. In many ways I think that this can beat out the original Christmas Carol incarnations just based on making the audience feel something instead of just watching Ebenezer be a dick and then start being nice all of a sudden. This version builds up to the “nice” part and it’s more believable. So, if you haven’t seen this movie, go watch it now. Quick before Christmas is over because nobody watches Christmas films AFTER Christmas.
My favorite scene has to be the ending credits. Not because it is the end ot the movie but I think that it is a fun way to end a movie. Just as the guys who made “There’s something about Mary”. Oh, and yes Richard Donner starts this movie like a Tim Burton film but I would say that this falls into his best jobs. He has a lot. Ie. Superman!
Merry Christmas ALL!!!
Comic book Connection: N/A
Nudity Bonus: just a ltitle bit of nipples but you can’t really see anything “and these guys are really looking!”
Starring: Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Tom Cruise – Directed By: Adam Shankman
Running Time: 2hr 5min – Genre: Musical, Comedy, Drama
Synopsis: in 1987 A girl comes from a small country town to Hollywood to become a singer of rock music she meets a boy they fall in love, when fame and situations occur their path has been split and fate steps in and brings everything to light and all wrongs are made right.
I kind of choose this film because alot of people have come up to me, “Man you really need to watch Rock of Ages…you’ll love it.” I hate to admit it but they were right I had a blast through the whole movie and every song they sang is on my computer, phone, and external hard drive. Anyways back to the movie.
This was a cheesy, campy musical movie for me. The star power was amazing, Brian Cranston, Cathrine Zeta Jones, Tom Cruise, Paul Giamatti, Alec Baldwin, and Russell Brand. But even with the star power it did ok, I mean don’t get me wrong I loved how it was done, but the cheesy goodness of their acting skills came out. I do think Cathrine Zeta Jones played the antagonist very well, “Hit me with your best shot” was done well couldn’t get over the horrible 80’s outfits but it was the 80’s so there ya go.
Alec Baldwin can’t sing very well…I am sorry to say that…not really actually I am not. He didn’t really impress me. However I thought with current events after him “Gay Bashing” and his role he played in the film I thought was kind of Ironic, however he really didn’t stand out to me.
Paul Giamatti plays a slicked back manager very well kind of makes you feel like he’s going to slither his way out like the snake he is so he did a fairly good job.
Russell Brand didn’t have a major part in the movie, but seeing his hairdo and when he sings I could see him playing a young Freddie Mercury like the 70’s Queen Freddie. But as for his role in this part not really major but did a good job none the less.
Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta the upcoming stars in this movie do amazing the well with acting and singing, impressed me quite a bit, and Julianne Hough her voice was amazing with the songs she sang.
The story was pretty much cookie cutter though, small town girl coming to big city to make it big, gets lost along her way, travels a dark path to find light at the end of the tunnel, but even the side characters had similar stories. So to me I wouldn’t say it’s original but using the music the way the did and the mash-ups was pretty ingenious.
Overall I loved the movie, however scoring the way we do it doesn’t reflect that but it to me is a must see for family fun, and or musical lovers.
Incase you did not know this about me already but I love musicals. Doesn’t really matter what type just as long as the music is good. And the music in Rock of Ages is of course awesome. You can’t really go wrong with the classics.
As for the script, well I can’t say it was all that original. It starts with the girl full of hope going to the big city to pursue her dream of becoming a star, only to wind up a stripper all because the city boy she fell in love with broke her heart. The city boy does get signed to make an album but the agent is so weasley he ends up being a pop-star and not a rock-star. Let us not forget about the Rock God, Stacee Jaxx. He has become so jaded in the world of rock that he has lost sight of what true rock and roll is.
The acting was ok. Nothing really stood out to me as spectacular or award winning. But the singing was pretty good and I was impressed with Tom Cruise, I didn’t know he could sing at all. The two main actors, Sherrie Christian and Diego Boneta, both did a fabulous job showing emotions while singing their songs and I did like that. There is nothing worse than dead faces when singing a sad, sad song.
The costumes were amazing. Catherine Zeta-Jones outfits are conservatively awful and just make me giggle in delight. But I think they really captured the perceived rock scene of the 80’s.
So the fact that I really love the songs and the acting was at most a lil cheesy I would give this movie a…
Should you ever find yourself in need of watching a 2 hour episode of Glee then pull this movie out of the future 5 dollar bin and give it a go, because what else do you have to do? Besides pouring sugar all over yourself.
I am obviously not impressed with this movie. The gimmick just wasn’t enough to pull me in. The gimmick I speak of is the fact that this is a Rock Ballad musical. Just like many rock ballad musical’s that came before it ie Rocky Horror Picture Show and others this musical is chalk filled full of covers. (I find it funny that once Drew got his break Dennis says “3 original songs & no covers!”) The covers are probably the movies saving grace. I won’t deny that after I watched this movie I jumped on my Songza app and started listening to 80’s rock playlists. Then I’m reminded after about 20 minutes that yes, I come from that era but this was not my music of choice. So, needless to say the Soundtrack is decent with a couple skip able musical numbers.
The writing and plot of the entire thing is simplistic to say the least. I figure that you will watch the movie to hear the songs vs. wanting to see a good story. There were 4 story lines in the movie. 2 major & 2 minor. We could have done without both of the minor storylines. In fact Catherine Zeta-Jones owns the worst musical performance in the movie for me. Awful. We get to witness Dennis & Lonny find out who they truly are. That wouldn’t have been so bad if they didn’t get so cheesy with it. It almost felt insulting or stereotypical during the reveal song of theirs. Of the two Major story lines the Drew/Sherry yarn was very thin and …well… ridiculous. “I saw you pulling your shirt sleeve up and I saw him zipping up his pants.! I ban you from my life! Now!” So, passive aggressive it makes me wanna smack Justin Thereoux. Which is very disappointing because I remember that Justin wrote the Iron Man 2 screenplay and… wait that’s not a good example. He wrote Tropic Thunder? Ok, I don’t like him for his writing skill I just think he would make a killer Doctor Strange. You heard it here first! As for the other major storyline…
The acting is hard to gauge on this movie. Only because you can’t really tell if they are trying to be a serious movie or take them selves to the corny side of the camp. For example Malin Akerman destroy’s any seriousness that the Rock God in love storyline even presents to us. With the facial expressions, tongue in the ear, and Blow up doll face in the end of the movie says it all. This takes the storyline that I feel holds water in this movie and pisses down its drunken leg. So, if you want to watch Tom Cruise try to sing or maybe two unknown’s that would do better being in Glee then this is your movie. Me, I like glee but I usually have to be persuaded to watch it. This movie will fall into THAT category.
Comic book Connection: Alec Baldwin – The Shadow, Paul Giamatti – Amazing Spider-Man 2
Nudity Bonus: Nope.
Running Time: 2hr 20min – Genre:
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I chose this movie mostly cause even though I am not an avid Trekkie, I do like the newer movies. And I had been wanting to see this movie since in theaters but missed it so now Redbox has it I figured we’d give it a go.
After exposing themselves to another species the Enterprise is called back for a review once back the discover an unstopable force sending Captain Kirk and his team into a manhunt which leads into war-zone, where it’s a chess game of life or death.
As much as I was impressed with the first one this one was far more entertaining.
What I loved most about this movie is it follows through with the first one being a worm hole altered time, and as the story continues it’s nice to see the character although have changed basically into an alternate time line still remain very much similar to the previous characters. Spock still remains Spock, but in this movie seeing him expression his emotions when he goes after Harrison (Khan) it is awesome.
Overall the acting remains the same but seems to progress a little. I noticed that Chris Pine has some William Shatner pauses once in a while in the movie. I was originally against Simon Pegg being Scotty…but now seeing him in the roles in both films I’m more the impressed with the way he stays with the character.
The one person whom I did feel kind of mocks his role in the films is Karl Urban. We all know Dr. McCoy has famous lines like “Damnit Jim, I am a Doctor not a _____________” but when he does it maybe it’s just me but it feels a little more like a mockery of the real Dr.McCoy than it is his portrayal.
J.J Abrams impresses me more and more when I watch his stuff, Star Trek will never be the same and I hope he keeps a hand in the projects when the new director comes in, and the cast stays the same because Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto they have these characters pegged. But going back to J.J. Abrams his ability to morph the new stories into an alternate reality through the worm hole is absolutely amazing, and the fact he’s able to keep Leonard Nimoy makes me happy, even though I am not a trekkie like my dad was. Like Abrams I am more of a Star Wars fan.
Overall this is a must see for all Trekkies and newer Trekkies to come.
This will probably mostly be a girly take on this movie, because well, I can at times be girly. The reason why I watched the first Star Trek (2009) was because of the actors that played the New Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. I was more than entertained and fully enjoyed it. I had meant to watch Star Trek: Into the Darkness long before this but kept putting it off. I now regret that decision.
Of course Spock is witty and funny without even meaning too. His comments are dry and to the point in a way that only Spock can manage. Zachary Quinto may not be Leonard Nimoy but I think he makes a decent Spock. He keeps his face void of emotion even in the scenes that about did me in. His lack of human understanding almost made him more human to me. He tries his best to be Vulcan but at times he does slip and acts a bit more human. Now I have to say that his looks (even with the slanted eyebrows) are still remarkable. (That’s girly moment number one.) But when his emotions do break through and he can not turn them off. Oi, I even had a tear or five to shed. He embraces his friends lack of care for safety to get the mission done.
Now for girly moment number two. Chris Pine..umm…I mean Captain Kirk.. There is hardly anything better than a man with a wild streak a mile wide and a grin to kill. He grows up a bit in this movie while overcoming many challenges and well, life changing events.
The plot seemed to me rather orginal. If I am mistaken and this copies one of the older movies, my bad. While I grew up watching the many different T.V. series, I never did watch the movies. On the note of watching the series, one of the actors, Scott Lawrence, who only had a tiny moment on the Admirals ship, was in one episode of Star Trek: Voyager.
I bet the soundtrack was good but I kept getting caught up in the movie that I forgot to pay attention to. So all I can tell you on that note is that it did not take away from the movie and must have added to the scenes.
So for hottie factor and just plain liking this movie I give Star Trek Into Darkness…
As a Star Wars fan I cannot say that I was ever impressed with any of the prior Star Trek films prior to 2009. So, when I say that I liked this movie is a big step in the right direction. It also shows that JJ Abrams has not only made a good film but he has made the Star Trek universe interesting and very entertaining to me.
I think the best part of this movie for me (and the franchise for that matter) is that JJ Abrams has kept the original movies canon in tact and still viable and still able to create new exciting stories. This is a challenge at anytime for any filmmaker building on the success of other movies in a franchise but he succeeded with ONE wormhole in the 2009 movie. Wormholes solve everything. I like the fact that they brought back “old” Spock for this movie. For some reason he gives the movie credibility and a certain emotion attached to the Kahn character. Although the timeline’s have separated the old Spock knows what kind of man Kahn (Harrison) is because they dealt with him in the movie Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn. It makes me want to go back and re-watch that movie. There are some similarities between the two movies proving that you can’t change fate but, I’ll let you figure those out for yourself. I’ll give you the first one. Spock, Kirk, Radiation… nuff said.
I could do without the new timeline relationship of Ohura & Spock. It just seemed like their banter between each other is forced and really unnecessary. Plus, it makes me wonder… What “event” would make those two come together? A wormhole and life threatening situations? I don’t think so. And having the Tribble scene be the one thing that saves Kirk’s life is kind of planted in there a bit too obviously. I’m ok though because… well, you’ll see at the end of the review.
Some small issues I had start with the following: How did Harrison get a ship that close to Starfleet command war-room without setting off any security red flags in a stolen ship? You know that Pike will die In that scene. You know because Cpt. Kirk lost the bridge of his ship, it wasn’t too concerning because you know he’ll have the ship back before the movie ends. It was just a matter of piecing it together beforehand. And yes, I figured that out as soon as I saw the first explosion in the war-room. Also, the new Athletic and Very Agile & Strong Spock. I’m kinda torn on him. I like the fact that he’s way more exciting but still I don’t feel it’s in his character to be the way he is now. And him running is hilarious with his haircut flopping in the breeze.
I like the exploration of new planets/creatures. Kind of expected in this movie but, It gives the movie visual set pieces that keep you intrigued. I hope in future movies we see more creatures instead of having random alien officers on the ship spout out unnecessary nonsense. And I would like to add as a side-note. Alice Eve in this movie was great. Even though her character was a total plot device. She was originally up for the Emma Frost role in X-Men: First Class. I think she would have nailed that role. I mean, this movie proves that she looks good in lingerie.
I liked this movie a lot due to some very small issues that I can just attribute to writing. So if you weren’t a fan before give this movie a shot and I guarantee you’ll love it. It will in fact make you want to know more about the Star Trek universe and that is very promising for Star War fans come 2015.
Oh, I didn’t forget. Tribble’s rule.
Comic book Connection: Zoe Saldana- Guardians of the Galaxy,
Nudity Bonus: n/a
Running Time: 1hr 56 min – Genre: Action, Adventure, Horror
Movie Selection Relevance-
There are actually a few reasons why I picked this movie this month.
1.) It’s October and it’s the time to be festive with Vampires that don’t sparkle, Ghosts that are not friendly and with Cherub faces, Monsters, and anything else that goes bump in the night, or stab you with steely claws in your dreams, Zombies actually are an interesting horror film for me to choose I normally don’t care for zombie movies but this one stuck out for reason # 2….
2.) Double Tap….oh wait that’s another movie, #2 reason why I picked this movie… Brad Pitt in a Horror film. Last time I saw him in anything related to horror was Seven and that was a great movie, so hopefully he will do good in this one.
3.) and the most important reason of all… because I want to. So sit down strap in, grab your popcorn boy/girlfriends hand and hold on tight we are getting ready to watch the most interesting Brad Pitt movie since Fight Club.
Gerry Lane (PItt) a United Nations employee travels the world in a race against time to save his family and stop the Zombie pandemic that is taking over humanity as a whole destroying every things in it’s path.
This movie was interesting and kept my attention however I didn’t see why they call them Zombies, yes they are infected so technically are zombies but these “Zombies” were more able to move faster then regular humans, it was more a virus infection then it is zombies, I think of undead people in motion when I think about zombies, not like resident evil super zombies creatures. I did like how the zombies were attracted to sound, and how they solve how to get around the zombies without killing them.
What I did like is how they did keep it more realistic by creating flaws in systems like knowing zombies are attracted to sound so why did they have people singing in celebration in Jeruselem? Also Gerry being able to piece together everything together so fast just seemed a little odd but do-able. Then the little mistakes that they make like making noises even in the moments you tend to forget your surroundings but carboard and magazine gauntlets are going to prevent a flesh devouring infected person from biting you…I think not.
One thing that bothered me it’s very little, the sound of the teeth chomping from the Staff at the W.H.O facility, and the fact that Gerry should have died by being impailed by the piece of metal in his middle.
Actors were ok, Brad Pitt did well but the others seemed pretty ok nothing specatcular I felt that Mireille Enos was not really a huge role nor did I feel she was nothing but to keep Gerry moving in his search to keep his family alive so basically to me she was bait, in that manner the she did great, but other then that I don’t see her purpose.
The score was decent didn’t really stand out but it did set the mood to keep you engaged so I think that was done well.
Overall it’s a great movie but I was expecting more from the hype I heard about. Worth a watch.
Wow, let me say it again…Wow. This is probably another one of my favorite Brad Pitt movies. Of course he is the hero that figures out the clues left by mother nature to solve the slight issue on how not to get eaten by the infected people. He is quick on his feet and can survive anything that is thrown his way. The scene that stuck with me the most was when he saved the Mossad agent, Segen, by chopping her hand off after she got bitten. I think if I was her I would have just curled up and died but she kept going and even helped save the day.
For a “Zombie” this one was rather good. Not a whole lot of blood and gore but still intense. I think the thing that disturbed me the most were the mannerisms of the undead. How they would chatter their teeth when they were in their calm mode and just glitch around. But the slightest noise will send them tearing around searching for the next victim. The makeup on the zombie was done well and they were appropriately creepy.
The music was ehh, some of it was good but most of it was lost in the film. To me the music should enhance the movie and if you can’t remember it then it did not enhance it.
I did do a lot of jumping and squirming around so if that is something you look for in a scary movie, this is a go.
If you like the “infected people” movies such as 28 Days Later then this is your movie. But, if you are looking for a true Zombie flick then you may need a “Pitt-Pass” on this one. What bothers me is when people call this a Zombie movie. It is NOT a Zombie movie. Zombies don’t act like world class athletes. These are true runners. The infected? Yes, I can say that.
You start this movie with the normal everyday life that everyone has until that one moment when Pancakes hit the fan. Then from that moment on you are on ride with the survivors as they try to figure out how to find a cure. …and survive. Not much different than any Zombie/Infection movie we’ve all seen. That’s about my biggest beef with this movie. You just about know what’s gonna happen as it is happening so, there isn’t much of that surprise factor. Speaking of Cliché… “I use to be the best in my field and now I’m retired, now I’m being pulled back into my job” cliché.
The reason these “infected” movies are such a success is that it is so believable that this type of thing can happen. Everyone has that fear that one normal day may be the last normal day you may experience because some crazy virus strand could hit the populous. The government would even seem like they are helpless. Even if you get Brad Pitt to save the day. The casting was decent. I didn’t really understand how the “wife/mom” got married to Brad Pitt. Didn’t seem plausible but I can deal with that. Maybe his feet really stink and that’s something that she “deals” with because of his looks. It was cool to see Jack (Matthew Fox) from Lost in there but sort of disappointing that his role was absolutely one line. Word is that his part was much bigger before they essentially reshot the entire the movie. His part had something to do with an affair with the “wife/mom”. That would have been interesting.
A couple points of interest. Spoilers ahead. How does Brad Pitt see the first infected person turn when they are like a block or two away and like all these people running everywhere? Our best hope comes from a kid that doesn’t have the coordination needed to wield a firearm? That’s scary. The wife has issues with her husband going back to his “old” job? Not really a time to be petty. In Jerusalem why weren’t they monitoring their outer walls? Seems like that would be the standard protocol.
This movie really hits home the point that if you are deemed as an “important” person by the ones that are in charge then you can count on you and your family being safe. Even if they make you leave their secret aircraft carrier I’m sure they’ll dump you in a safe spot.
With the occasional WTF this movie is pretty good. Even though not much was actually accomplished. (just found a way to fight the infected). I am looking forward to the sequel. No Pitt-Pass needed.
Comic book Connection: James Badge Dale: Iron Man 3
Nudity Bonus: n/a
I first saw this movie after the hype had died and everyone went on to the next movie, as do I do a lot of stuff…Harry Potter movies (like me or hate me the first 2 suck.) but I digress back to this movie… So I am sitting there thinking when is the fighting going to start…and who cares about his Ikea Collection.
Then like magic I started to get involved in this movie, why am I getting intrigued by this character to which we don’t even know his frickin’ name…I’ll tell you why. DAMN GOOD Writing. I cannot name another movie to where it brings you to a level where you want to know what is going on with this everyday drone of life and not know his name?!…
“In Project Mayhem we have no names, Sir.” – The Mechanic.
I’d seen other movies with this actors/resses except one… Helena Bonham Carter I’d never seen her acting and she astounded me she played what I thought was a crazy woman…but was she?, Brad Pitt I’d seen a few of his movies and knew he was good. I’d seen Italian Job Re-make and knew that Ed Norton was a good villainous character but this character is such and Anti-Hero it makes me so happy to see this movie.
Holt McCallany played in several movies I’ve never noticed him in…one of my personal favorites is The Loser’s which is a movie we maybe reviewing in the future (So stay tuned.) He was also in a TV series “Lights Out” he plays a very good Anti-hero himself in those roles. In this movie he was a character that had some speaking lines towards the end but his character is known as “The Mechanic”
The writing astounded me as well, it was well written, and great one liners. It’s a dark drama with loads of sarcasm and malicious intent. Which really brings out the crazy in me like it does Tyler Durden.
How else can you go 2/3 of the way through the movie and never learn the characters name but can connect and understand a little bit about him enough to latch on to this character and wanting to know his crazy story. The writers were genius. I love how towards the end the movie everyone ends up flashing back in their own mind going all that makes sense now…once you have learned Tyler Durden’s Dirty little secret.
The soundtrack is amazing, Every song, Every Score, Every movement that goes on fits to the last moment of the movie, Even my favorite The Pixie’s song “Where is my mind?” Which plays at the ending credits of the movie.
All and All if you have never watched this movie, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR…and when you get done watching it you will thank us for it later.
” God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.” – Tyler Durden
The first time I watched this movie, I felt like a rebel. It was edgy, dark and exciting.
The main settings that are used in this movie show a darker side of life. The house that Tyler and Jack end up turning in to a base is all but falling down upon them, the bar that is first used for Fight Club is dingy and pretty much owned by the mob, and Marla’s apartment is shady at best. Also before we meet Tyler, Jack is going to different support group meetings so he can sleep. These are all held in dark gyms, and grungy meeting halls, with all the coffee you can drink.
The story line was pretty amazing. You have a man that is broken mentally but is still able to gain enough power over other men to start his own military cell with the purpose to create chaos in the US. His life views are intoxicating to those who feel like they are nothing in a world that can’t really function without them. When two men are in the fight, he is king for a while.
Now for the acting. WOW! Edward Norton was phenomenal. He played his character so flawlessly. Helena Bonham Carter has enough crazy flair with looks and persona to pull Marla off, and of course there’s Brad Pitt. This is one of his “dirtier” roles and not his clean cut self. They interact in a way that the big surprise at the end is still a big surprise.
On a girly note the blood and some of the hits were hard to watch. But that’s why we have hands to cover our faces and fingers to peek through.
So take the time and watch the complex story of a man who loses and finds himself all for the thrill of a near-life experience.
Fight Club is one of those movies that you need to see before you leave this earth. For me it was a late bloomer movie. I passed on it for acouple years just because at the time I wasn’t “into Brad Pitt”. I just figured that women liked him so, I didn’t need to. Basically he was a Channing Tatum to me. Until I saw this movie. It was great, because it opened me up to the wonderful actor that Brad Pitt is. I hadn’t really heard of Edward Norton before this movie either. But, I will say that I became a fan of him as well.
A near perfect movie for me in all aspects. The Score/Soundtrack was done mainly by The Dust Brothers and takes you in out and around the mind of Tyler Durden. I will say though on the DVD Menu music I am thoroughly tired of that jingle. For I use to go out drinking with a buddy of mine (Colby) and we use to come back and watch this movie while we chomped on some late night food. I would eventually pass out with this DVD Menu song playing for hours. Yeah, I almost have an intense hatred for that song now, but I believe I’m over it. The casting and acting ability of that cast was top notch. You won’t find anything better than what you get here. Even Meatloaf is a joy to watch as Bob BT.
His name is Robert Paulson… Well, his name has no matter here. It’s Tyler Durden everyone wants to be like. With his words of wisdom that work as a dark social commentary or the fact that he is this guy that does everything you are afraid to do. Either way you will love this character.
*Spoiler Alert Start*
Although you come to know this character it is quite the shock when you find out that he is a figment of your imagination. Well, I am Jack’s imagination, I go crazy. I almost kill Jack. By Jack I’m referring to Edward Norton’s character since you will never know his true name.
*Spoiler Alert End*
Did you know that the names that Jack (Edward Norton) used in his “therapy” sessions were all characters from the Planet of the Apes series? Yeah, along time ago I watched the Commentary for that tidbit of glory. Anyway, The Script was written well. I cannot compare it to the Book as I have not read it. But I will say that there are so many “one liners” in this movie it will haunt you. My only fault is that this movie lists itself as a Drama. There are some dramatic moments but, I feel that it fits better into the Thriller, Mystery genre’s better. That is just a sense of a movie trying to be something its not. The end result works better for everyone anyway.
Let me end by informing you that you need to see this. It is not ALL about fighting. Sometimes Tyler speaks for me. *Watch the damn movie!-Tyler* Watch the damn movie!
Ok so before I get the stacks of hate mail about A.) this movie and B.) Why I chose this one. Let me explain the purpose of the movie pick.
With all the fuss about Ben Affleck dawning the Cowl of Batman in the new Batman/Superman movie I thought it was time to reflect back and watch this atrocity known as Daredevil. In fact as you will see in my review I don’t doubt that Ben will be a good Batman however Daredevil had lots of flaws not really at the hands of Ben Affleck as it is the director…that being said I’ll move to my review.
Daredevil was probably the second worst Marvel Storyline to be made in a film, obviously the 1st one is The Punisher (With Dolph Lungerden in 1989) What was wrong with this movie (This being the Theatrical version not Directors cut we watched) was the fact that the this is why Studios should not dictate to directors, also the Casting director should have been shot. Why do I say this? well let’s take look at that.
Mistake#1 Colin Farrell should never have played Bullseye. First of all his acting or overacting for this part was just not how I ever have seen Bullseye act, and his dialog was horrible, again not actors fault, but still very atrocious.
Mistake #2 Why would you put Jennifer Garner as Elektra she’s not even Greek or even remotely felt like she had the essence of Elecktra in her acting.
Alot of the casting decisions I thought were bad, Ben Affleck was ok, I mean he’s a blind guy that developed a 4 supernatural senses. Michael Clarke Duncan as King Pin I had mixed feelings because Yes he was a Ginormous man in real life, and would definitely be a good Marvel Villian but King Pin, I don’t know so wasn’t impressed nor was I disappointed. Colin Farrell played the worst Villan ever to me… just horrible again not really his fault per se but was not impressed. I think the 2 people I thought that did a good job in the movie…had the smallest roles in the movie. Joe Pantoliano and Jon Favreau.
Writing was also done by the Director Mark Steven Johnson whom had some very corny material I think the worst line of the whole movie to me that sticks in my head is “I want a costume” WHAT VILLIAN SAYS THAT?!?! especially as lame as Colin Farrell…and then it wasn’t even a costume…Daredevil wears a Costume or “Suit” grrr…but I digress.
The soundtrack wasn’t really an variable in this horrible movie, I think the special effects were ok since most of the movie was CGI (especially the fight scenes between Bullseye and Daredevil.)
With all that said since I know BIG JD is going to rip into this with his vast knowledge of Comic Book movie genres, I don’t think that Ben Affleck really got to pursue a real comic book movie, to me this was written in a fast time, covered too much material in a short time span and wasn’t given the attention it needed and less studio execs trying to put crap down the throat of the directors… do I know this for fact no, but honestly that’s how I felt when watching the movie. With that being said and not watched the Director’s Cut to which I was told was a little better then this I think Ben Affleck needs to be given a fair shot at donning the Batman Cowl and all the trolls in the fan filled comic con minds to keep this information in thought before attacking Ben for his portrayal of Daredevil just remember he’s the actor, The Director and Studio execs are the ones that make the monkey’s dance to their drum.
To anyone wanting to watch Daredevil I would suggest trying the Director’s cut first.
So I must say that this movie was surprisingly good. I made a point not to watch this movie because of what I heard from other people. Plus
I kind of have a hard time watching Ben Affleck after his wonderful (no sarcasm intended of course) movie Gigli. Yet like I said I laughed, didn’t cry but got pretty annoyed a few times, and it almost moved me.
The actors in this movie did a good job portraying their characters. The Kingpin played by Michael Clarke Duncan was a business man that didn’t let emotions or anyone get in the way. He was cocky and that was his downfall in the end. Daredevil was a complex character who wanted to be good but at the same time struggled with the notion that he was bad. Ben played the part of a blind man very convincingly. Even to make a point of showing how money is folded in different ways to show the different amount of the bill, to also the labeling of his clothes. His friend Foggy was the comic relief of the movie. His dry humor and quick responses made me chuckle. One of my favorite scenes was when Foggy tried to trick Matt into putting mustard in his coffee but it got switched at last minute and Foggy ended up drinking it instead.
The music in this movie was mostly good. I did feel at one point that it was an Evanescence music video because it played one of their song after another.
The fighting in this movie was well done. I have to say the scene were Matt first puts on the Daredevil outfit and shows off all of his skill did kind of annoy me because it didn’t really seem to fit in the movie and just seemed like a time filler. And I must say Jennifer Garner did a fabulous job as Elektra and looked pretty amazing in her outfits. Plus kicking Bens butt was pretty fun to watch.
So I give this movie…drum roll please
Daredevil had so much potential to become Marvel’s version of Batman for the Fox movie studio. But there were many problems with the movie that took hold and never let anyone forget that “The Man Without Fear” became the Comic book character without a franchise.
Let’s begin with the acting/cast. Ben Affleck performed fairly well as ole Hornhead. His fighting were a mix a CG and live action fighting. Most of which was a lot of wire work. Some fight scenes came off cheesy but there were glimpses of seeing Daredevil actually in there fighting. One thing that has always bothered me is that they made Daredevil so “heavy footed” in this movie. Meaning he doesn’t really come off as “light on his feet” as a true martial artist would. Maybe it’s the boots. Jennifer Garner was miscast as Elektra Natchios in my opinion here. Elektra is a greek hottie that I would have been very excited to see. I was also excited to see someone fight with a Sai. I’m still wating to see someone fight with a Sai. Jennifer “man hands” Garner just didn’t fit the bill. That kinda gets into my color blind casting debate. This movie is all over the place with that. Let me first state that I am not racist and I feel that a person’s race is a big part of their character. It makes them who they are not to mention when you go against the grain here you are tampering with iconic recognition. It’s like having Donald Duck play Mickey Mouse. #1 Kingpin is being played by a man of color. I love Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) but when it comes to him as Kingpin I never felt it. Sorry. #2 Elektra wasn’t Greek. Her father appeared to be somewhat Greek but she was as white as an Old Navy commercial. Very Fake Green eyes too. 3# Bullseye was not an Irish man. Bullseye grew up in the Bronx. Period. Oh, and the Target ensignia on his head was strictly all movie character there. Bullseye wore a Target on his head (minus the cross hairs) on his costume. Not his head. Also, he clamors for a “costume” and he just gets a coat change? Sad. They did get the psychopath personality correct. Character itself D-.
The story was decent as how it kind of was built on the characters origin. They missed the fact that he was trained by his Sensei Stick. It made it seem he learned everything on his own. It also seemed at times like he had super powers. Jumping great distances and falling great distances just to grab a pipe or something. Seemed a bit cheesy. The death of Elektra was similar and her death was probably my favorite part. Straight from a comic book panel. Loved that. Check out that panel Here. Loved Favreau as Foggy Nelson. Good stuff. Pantilioni was also decent as Ben Urich. Not really matching the character much but giving a decent spin on a small time character. Small time to those that don’t read comic books.
For 2003, the special effects were decent. Although now you look and they are god awful. I can’t count it down for something like that. The overall plot was Daredevil’s origin. They kept fairly close to that so, I give them Kudos for that. Except halfway through when Daredevil & Elektra started forwarding the story many years ahead. I wanted to see Karen Page. She was Matt’s true love. (she left a message on his phone). Ok, time for ending movie type stuff. Daredevil gets stabbed and is “worthless” for quite a while but yet he ends up pulling it together somehow to fight Bullseye. Then after he goes through all of that he goes and hunts down Kingpin and fights again? It just doesn’t make sense to me. If he was well enough to fight two people he didn’t have enough in him to keep Elektra from being hurt? No, they just wanted to kill someone. They used her storyline as an excuse. Lazy writing. But, I guess we’ll always have Evanescence.
ps. Go watch the Directors Cut. It’s somehow better.
pps. Worst scene of all time goes to the Teeter-totter Scene.
ppps. Mark Steven Johnson also
Directed Killed the First Ghost Rider movie.
pppps. Ben Affleck will do fine as the new Batman.
In this Sequel the G.I. Joes have to Find and Destroy who is responsible for attacking their team, also dealing with the government trying to start a nuclear war. Will the be able to stop Cobra from taking over the world and save it?
In this installment of the G.I. Joe Franchise I really didn’t feel like it was a sequel then it was just a continuance with different characters. I am no G.I. Joe aficionado but I know most of those that are in this movie, and some stay true to the characters but I truly feel that there was not enough characters used or for that matter the correct characters in line with the cartoon’s I grew up with. I would have to say the acting wasn’t completely horrible however I didn’t agree with it, I think the only person who did really well with their role was Snake Eyes and I think that’s only because he had no speaking role, When it comes to comparing actors to their characters especially if it’s characters you remember from your childhood you tend to feel a certain way and expect those characters to stay in that character no matter what, I had a hard time believing “The Rock” as Road Block, and Bruce Willis Character felt forced in and not really a functional Character in the story line.
I don’t feel it was original screen play but with it being a sequel did you really expect it to be? I felt that the writing had lots of corny one liners which some were able to make me chuckle but most did not. I did however feel the sound track was decent and the score was done well.
Overall I didn’t really care for this movie, I think my highlight of the film was*SPOILER ALERT* watching Channing Tatum “die”. Worth it, and I was able to watch this version all the way through vs the original G.I. Joe Movie were I can’t get past 15 min. Atleast I was able to make 19 min and odd seconds to watch my favorite part.
Now I introduce our Guest Reviewer Kim.
All right take a seat and relax cause this may take awhile. This movie has struck me with insight that Hasbro either does not have any control at all in the movie making process or the fact that they really don’t care about how their properties are treated. Just as long as there is “bang” & “boom” in the movie.
My biggest issue comes in the form of the characters. The same issue I usually have when talking about The Transformers movies. Hmmm that’s a Hasbro property as well. Coincidence? You be the judge. Before I start telling you about how much I thought this movie was trashcan juice let me start by stating the points that were good.Honorable mention: The side of the mountain fight. This had the potential to be really good but turned out just meh. Did Snake Eyes look like the black power ranger or is that just me?
Cobra Commander’s Helmet. Although the first movie totally skipped the Hood version and jumped directly to the silver plated facemask I loved the design. It was super cool. His overall appearance was very slick as well. Intimidating.
- Channing Tatum’s “Duke” character is not in the entire movie. In the first movie Channing Tatum was my major issue. Only because I believe he is over rated and the small issue that film makers now ignore and that is that he didn’t embody the character of Duke. So, even though he never died in the cartoon and as far as I know any incarnation I did not have a problem with source material here. Turning the head on this one.
- The Plot. I didn’t mind the plot at all. Clearly adapted from “The Synthoid Conspiracy” from Season 1 of the cartoon. Loosely based. I thought Zartan’s method of getting rid of all nukes was not only Ballsy but ingenious. Cobra always had something going that was on a huge scale and this fits right in place.
- Storm Shadow & Snake Eyes? Storm Shadow is a definite yes. But Snake Eyes although looked cool I was not impressed with him this time around. Just a shell of a character that did some shooting and some sword swinging. Not much of a Ninja today.
Now lets delve into the character charade of what is supposed to be a G.I. Joe movie. Before I begin I would like to preface ALL of my comments with the fact that I do not expect the characters to be 100% replicants of their cartoon counterparts. I expect there to be some live action updating because some things just won’t work in a live action movie. What I do expect to see is that the core of the character is in tact. When a character is introduced I should be able to tell who that character is before a name is even dropped. Let’s start with Duke. No. you’ll have to wait until we review the first movie (if that ever happens) to get that crap egg. Let’s start with Roadblock. Dwayne Johnson didn’t play a horrible Roadblock although he wasn’t Roadblock. I didn’t expect him to speak in Rhyme. I did expect him to be a little more ghetto. The Rock’s version of Roadblock was more like the professional take on the character. Plus, Roadblock was not one to “lead the joes” but since it’s Dwayne Johnson they made edits to the character. They couldn’t even get the references right for this character. Duke mentions something about his famous Gumbo while shooting at the cupcake. Another character by the name of “Gung Ho” was famous for his gumbo, not Roadblock. Although Roadblock could grill you some mean Barbecue. He did have a talent for that. In the movie a sort of #2 in command was Flint. He never really did show any leadership qualities so, I’m not sure how he ranks a #2 but whatever. Flint was always second fiddle to Duke. But when Duke was away Flint led the Joes. In this movie he plays second fiddle to Roadblock. How embarrassing for him. Oh, and give me a frickin’ beret on the man! How hard is that! (Not just in the end when everybody is wearing one) Lady Jaye was everywhere that Flint was in the cartoon. Adrianne Palicki is NOT Lady Jaye. I did not one time think to myself “That’s Lady Jaye!”. Not even close. What happened to the specialized Javelins she used to wield around? Too corny for ya Mr. Chu? Yeah, let’s put some mechanical Firefly’s in there instead to blow stuff up. That’s not corny at all. While I’m on a Firefly side tangent. Firefly was a Master Ninja not what was showcased in this movie. I guess they had their Ninja Limit in this movie. Ooooh, I got a good idea! Take out the RZA character and put in a Firefly that knows martial arts. The RZA character destroyed the whole mystique and feel of the entire “storm shadow, Jinx, Snake Eyes” storyline. He sounded like he was reading his lines and on top of it all, they wanted us to believe that his hair was actually gray? Give me a break! That was sooooo fake! Plus, I’ve seen the whole “dead eye” thing way back in ’95 when Method Man did it on the Mary J Blige video of I’ll Be There For You/You’re All I Need to Get by. Been there, done that. Ridiculous. Cobra Commander really looked cool but his voice was way too low. That sounds petty I know but, when your use to a shrill voice that’s kinda what you expect. It changes the character. Instead of a whiny insane madman we get a strong/silent madman that doesn’t do much but stand there. No fights. No anything really. He was pretty non-existent the entire movie. …and he gets away in the end just like he’s suppose to but, it was still handled very poorly. I would have liked to have seen Destro in this movie. I would have liked to have seen the Crimson Twins. Too much to ask. How bout some Dreadnoughts? Nope. Not even a real Zartan. There was a character that went by “Mouse” in this movie. Yeah, they made him up. They could have thrown “Dusty” in there but they would have had to have had some knowledge of the GI Joe Name Brand to do that. Joe Colton never appeared in the cartoon. That’s fine. He appeared in the comics and the story remains true. The only thing is that I saw the character more like Bruce Willis’ RED character more than anything GI Joe related. They cast too close on that one. Casting was done with a baseball cap and names drawn out of it. Once the name was drawn they made the appropriate calls to their agents. Not really but it sure looks this way. Jinx was not introduced until the cartoon movie feature along with a few other misfit new recruits but I was actually ok with her inclusion here. Her problem was the problem with mostly everyone in this movie. Everyone seemed like shadows of their character. It seemed like they all just read their lines and then did a shoot, took a break, read the next page of script and then shot some more scenes. It didn’t feel like anything was cohesive at all. Even when they tried to build the buddy buddy with Roadblock & Duke. It felt forced. What’s scary is that Rhett Reese (writer) wrote the screenplay for Deadpool and I so wanted that to be good. But now I have doubts. Maybe we can blame the other writer Paul Wernick. Nope they pretty much write everything together. They did produce Zombieland but I guess it didn’t have much substance either really. Tangent stop! So, to say that everybody acted badly is not a fair statement. I believe that the writing was very poor and directing/editing was done so badly that the actors looked wooden and High School talent like. Yeah, the acting was pretty bad too. Hey Blame RZA! I’ve rambled enough but if you agree with me. Please comment and tell me what you thought. I need to know that I’m not the only one that does not care for Hollywood trying to destroy my youth.
Comic book Connection: Bruce Willis: RED, RED 2 – Bryun-Hun Lee: RED 2 – Ray Stevenson: Punisher War Zone, Thor, Thor The Dark World – Ray Park: X-men
Nudity Bonus: No way.
So this movie had a great original story, Wrong place Wrong time situation with a Contract killer that uses a taxi service so that’s good but here are the flaws with that, First of all the Taxi driver shows to be timid early on in the movie, and then develops later on that he can pass as a contract killer, highly unlikely to me. I mean I understand you have to adapt to survive but really? Also killing a guy over a Miles Davis question… need I go on? And what about introducing a killer to you mom in the hospital?! WTF?!
The acting is done well, Tom Cruise plays a bad ass killer but honestly the grey/white hair bothered me, Not like Lou Diamond Phillps did in that one movie we watched earlier last year (Stark Raving Mad) but still noticeable, and then the build up to the end, and you fumble the extra magazine clip and call it done….bull **** go out with glory like a real killer drop down grab the mag make the shot finish the job and die honorably.
Jaime Foxx did a remarkable job, but his Spanish kind of bothered me when he was talking to the gas station attendant earlier in the film, it wasn’t bad just felt awkward, He played a good taxi driver put in a situation but when he develops a bad ass persona towards the end it’s hard to believe, but he’s the hero so we have to.
Jada Pickett Smith did well, she I think was probably the best actress/actor in the movie, she did the fear thing very well, and played a good lawyer and damsel in distress.
Mark Ruffalo…takes second place to me in worst fake Hispanic actors playing Hispanic parts…(For the record Steven Segal takes #1 in Machete) I mean I know he’s a cop undercover but seriously I had a better time believing Jaime Foxx’s Spanish vs his. Also there was a little spot for Javier Bardem to join in as Felix (The main bad guy) so he snuck in on me I didn’t realize it was him your welcome for that easter egg.
Rest of the movie was ok for it’s time, sound track wasn’t outstanding or anything but was decent. Overall the movie is good, but it has it’s flaws but it’s something I would suggest to atleast watch once.
Bad guy Hijacks Taxi Cab with driver and makes him do his bidding! Basically this is the entire movie. You are suppose to really feel for this Max (Jamie Foxx) character hence the whole buildup of drab taxi driver stuff & then getting Jada Pinkett Smith’s Digits which will in turn make you root for the character to be able to get that “first date” with her. Giving the audience a future to look forward to for the main character. This subtley makes you hope that he doesn’t die. In a nutshell. Oh, and anytime you introduce the Mom to the story? Oh yeah. Pulls you right in. Kinda makes you want for him to play hero doesn’t it?
Jamie Foxx played Max which in my opinion was quite a drop in character when in the same year he played Ray Charles in “Ray”. There wasn’t much of a showcase on display in terms of acting ability. I mean, he didn’t do horrible but c’mon! A Cabbie! Yeah, not much room to grow I’m afraid. I think he did the best of what was able to be done with that character. Even though his character was a complete idiot at times and then brilliant at other times.
It was interesting to see Tom Cruise play a “bad guy”. A bad guy with a very warped sense of right and wrong. He definitely doesn’t have enough roles as the baddie and I think with some advice from Alan Rickman he would be fantastic. Just as long as he doesn’t have the haircut he had here. I swear it was so distracting! Oh, and isn’t that the same suit Tom Cruise wore in Rain Man? I think soooo.
Mark Ruffalo was decent as the undercover investigator. Actually I was glad to see him in this film. I didn’t recognize him the first time I watched this in 2004. Although if he was “undercover” then why is he walking/talking around with the other cops at a crime scene with his badge shining brightly for anyone to see. This is his area that he is undercover. He should stay undercover careful not to blow his cover.
The main problem I have with this movie is just the sheer simplistic nature of this movie. Or maybe you could just say that its boring. And you may ask yourself why do these 2 characters stay civil with each other? Well, Vincent needs max so that’s a given. Max confuses me a bit. With all that he was made to do he would still have nice little conversations with the enemy. I don’t know about you but that doesn’t seem plausible. I can see the fact that Max is wanting “change” in his life so maybe that is the directions he is heading. Maybe deeply he is intrigued by Vincent. Maybe Vincent is someone that he wants to be like. Minus the killer stuff I’m guessing. His “transformation of character” was very good during the Felix conversation. Very Superman/Clark Kent stuff.
So, when it comes down to it, the movie is a decent watch. Do you need to see it right now? No. But if you are fans of either Tom Cruise or Jamie Foxx then I would probably say watch it within the month. No hurry. Not to ruin it for you but the ending will leave you like “ok? … and?” It also makes you wonder who the main character really is. Throughout the movie you think it may be Max but, I tend to think that it is Vincent.
p.s. Michael Mann, If you would have thrown in a boob or 2 I would have rated you a half star more. 🙂
Comic Book Movie Plus: Jamie Foxx: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – Mark Ruffalo: The Avengers
Nudity Bonus: n/a